In the meantime, I stumbled across this gem.
https://macintoshgarden.org/apps/multi-ad-creator-4
This was the first desktop publishing software I used back in the late 90s. All my graphic design chops were honed in this cumbersome piece of software.
(It actually had some really neat features!)
@pixelpaperyarn oh my. that’s an old one!
@autumn I bought it brand new back in 2000. :D