@debugninja This idea that youโ€™re only allowed so many days per year to feel bad is absurd. Iโ€™ll probably never leave my current job because we have no limits on PTO. Every workplace should have that! ๐Ÿซ‚

LPT: you donโ€™t *have* to call your mother today.

@possum I doubt it. She said I should be wearing a shock collar. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Got called a Karen because I asked people to leash their dogs. What a time to be alive.

Oh thank goodness. The trial secretary is going to get me swapped to the event I meant to choose. Bless.

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I totally borked my registration for the agility trial and signed up for the wrong event. It would help if they had little descriptions for what each event entails. It's buried in the guidebook, which I thought to look at, and I picked the one were you gotta make your own course and send the dog out, which is *not* something we're particularly good at.

@alahmnat Hey! I have an extra one of these now. Do you still need the deinony tail?

you can delete apps from the updates list on . Very handy for getting rid of apps youโ€™re not using but have forgotten about.

cows and egrets have what biologists call a "commensalist" parasitic relationship in which the cow is unharmed, and the egret gets to be way up high which is pretty fun

Jean (puppy) just jumped into my lap with zero help while I was sitting in my desk chair. She's got that vertical mobility!

It's finally here! My cycle of 6 short stories about a mage's journey of recovery and acceptance after xe has a stroke.

Available for only ยฃ5!
Boosts welcomed!


@GwenfarsGarden Honestly Iโ€™ve never learned to hold them both at the same time. I donโ€™t eat meat, so itโ€™s mostly been a non-issue, haha. Iโ€™m a โ€œuse the side of the forkโ€ kinda gal.

It turns out there are currently quite a few lists on Trunk that have only two, one, or even zero people in them. Perhaps it is time to do a little cleanup?
But while we discuss that, if you wonderful people would like to give us less work, here is the list of the lists (heh!) in danger. If you happen to post about any of them, please feel free to apply over here:
The list: #Acroyoga, #AmericanFootball, #Architecture, #Calligraphy, #Cars, #Catholic, #China, #Communes, #Demoscene, #Dharma, #Georgia, #Golf, #ExoticPets, #Forth, #MakeUp #MartialArts, #Netherlands, #NWA, #Paleontology, #PipeSmoking, #Russia, #Sailing, #Scheme, #Scouts, #Unicycle, #VoiceActing, #Wrenching

ok well I finally gave in and made a gofundme to get me top surgery bc I am feeling relentlessly horrible with dysphoria


boosts very much appreciated!!!

(to everyone who has put money in my ko-fi: I've set it aside to put towards the costs, I'm not just pocketing it for treats! thank you so much)

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