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Guys, foxes are really great. Do you ever think about them? They're orange like this and have pointy ears and snoots. You should think about foxes all the time because they are very pretty

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Many thanks to my very patient dentist and hygienists who talked to me like a person and helped me get back on track.

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I just had my second consecutive dentist appointment where they said my teeth were looking perfect. 🥳

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About 4.5 years ago, a tooth of mine broke, and I finally got myself to a dentist after decades of ignoring my oral hygiene. That initial visit resulted in eleven fillings and a root canal.

I could be wrong, but I feel like the foot traffic on my street has risen substantially since speed bumps were installed. The speed of cars has *definitely* reduced.

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I wonder how bad it would be to eat this entire party-size bag of potato chips in one sitting.

“Did you hear the one about the woman who reported sexual harassment? Of course you didn’t; she was forced to sign an NDA.”

mcsweeneys.net/articles/jokes-

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Thinking about someone who would describe themselves as “not really a weekend guy”

If you’re a citizen of the United States and not registered to , you should fix that.

vote.gov/

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Porcelain Rocket, the company that made my favorite fanny pack, is going to fix the plastic piece that broke, and I’m so happy. 😊

My kind of identity crisis is deciding to abandon my old Instagram account and starting a new one.

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