We weren't even an hour into spring when I was outside watering a plant with alacrity. I may have even been tearing out old dead leaves & stems while it was still winter. And why does this plant, which has already been showing green for days if not weeks, need my moist & loving attention? After all, it's just fucking mint. #rum #booze #liquor #MaiTai #drankin' #cocktails #botany #agriculture #climateChange