I would like to publicly apologize for the years of eye rolling and impatience with flight attendants on how to use/open emergency doors, follow the illuminated lights along the floor, leave your seat belts on till the pane comes to a full stop and instructions to leave belongings and get the fuck out of planes. Given the last 3 months, with the latest plane fire in #denver you would have my full undivided attention. Not going to fly in the #usa tho #planes #flying #otttawa